What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's a ghost's favorite type of car?

A Booghati

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call a teacher who's always late for school?

Mr Bus.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.