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What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

Why did the number one go to jail?

187

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for