What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

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What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

What number is the oddest prime number?

2 Source: My discrete professor

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!