What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

Why are you hitting that spider?

Wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What do they call number 17 in black jack?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?

Because it's probably your bike...