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What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

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What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

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Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!