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What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

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Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

Who's there! Aardvark! Aardvark who?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!