What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

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Where do Mathematicians sail?

Indices.

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

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What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

What is uglier than an aardvark?

Two aardvarks!