What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

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How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail.

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What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!