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What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

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Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

When is the best time to sail?

Schooner than later.

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Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!