What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!