Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

When is the best time to sail?

Schooner than later.