Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail.

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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

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What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

Where do Mathematicians sail?

Indices.