Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail.

Previous Random Joke Next

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!