Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore.

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.