Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who are these women?

Women working at 900 numbers.

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

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What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.