Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore.

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Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?

Because with them it always works out.

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.