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Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.