Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore.

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Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.