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Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do aspirins work?

Because they're white.

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun