Tape Jokes

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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