Tape Jokes

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

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Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.