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How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

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How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

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How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

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When is the best time to sail?

Schooner than later.

What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.