How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

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Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

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How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

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Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.