Dorne Jokes

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

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How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

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How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a confused baker?

I dough know.

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

Cersei Lannister Jokes More Cersei Lannister Jokes

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"