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Dorne Jokes

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

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How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

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What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

Where do Mathematicians sail?

Indices.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

Cersei Lannister Jokes More Cersei Lannister Jokes

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.