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Dorne Jokes

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

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How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

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Vary Jokes More Vary Jokes

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Cersei Lannister Jokes More Cersei Lannister Jokes

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.