Cersei Lannister Jokes

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City Jokes More City Jokes

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Where does an angry pirate get sent?

Anchor Management

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

Philadelphia Jokes More Philadelphia Jokes

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Dorne Jokes More Dorne Jokes

How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?