Cersei Lannister Jokes

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City Jokes More City Jokes

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.

Dorne Jokes More Dorne Jokes

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

Philadelphia Jokes More Philadelphia Jokes

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it!

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

American Jokes More American Jokes

Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

What do Americans call the summer holidays?

Ceasefire

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)