How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

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How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

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What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.