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What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

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Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

Darn it!

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

Vary Jokes More Vary Jokes

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

Unix Jokes More Unix Jokes

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd