What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

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Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

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How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

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What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd