What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

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What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

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What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd