What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

What's the most common career choice among spiders?

Web development

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How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

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What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.