What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

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What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

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What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd