What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

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What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

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Why are ska bands so clean?

They always pick it up pick it up pick it up.

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

What's all white and can't fly?

Harrison Ford