What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

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What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

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Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A counter spy.

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What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

Capital letters.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

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What's all white and can't fly?

Harrison Ford

What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram?

Comparrison Ford!