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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

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Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

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What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram?

Comparrison Ford!

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High