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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

Why are ska bands so clean?

They always pick it up pick it up pick it up.

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What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?

Always.

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How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

By moss code.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

Harrison Ford Jokes More Harrison Ford Jokes

What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram?

Comparrison Ford!

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.