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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

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Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

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What kind of girls date firefighters?

Hose.

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

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Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

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What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.