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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

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What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

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How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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What kind of dish does LeBron like?

Anything with curry in it.

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas

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What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

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What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram?

Comparrison Ford!

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High