What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

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What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

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What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

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How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

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What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!