What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

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What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

What is Tony Romo's favorite lottery game?

Pick Six

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What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

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What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram?

Comparrison Ford!

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!