What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she ban-she!

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What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

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What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

Where do ghosts live?

At the dead end.

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Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists