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What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she ban-she!

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What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

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How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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What were the unauthorized protestors guilty of doing?

Marching banned.

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.