What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she ban-she!

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How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

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What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?

The nightmayor.

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.

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Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.