What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she ban-she!

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How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

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Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost

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What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

What were the unauthorized protestors guilty of doing?

Marching banned.