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What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she ban-she!

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Where does an angry pirate get sent?

Anchor Management

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How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

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Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.