What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she ban-she!

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

Scary Christmas!

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Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

You are turbanned