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What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she ban-she!

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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from