How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

What do you call an Internet mystery?

An e-nigma.

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Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!