How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

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How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!