How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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Why did the Farmer win a Nobel-Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she ban-she!

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How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!