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How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

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What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

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How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.