What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

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What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

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How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.