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What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.