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What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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Why is E the only good letter?

Because every other letter is not E!

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.