What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer?

Something that goes straight for the juggler!

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!