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What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

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What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.