What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

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Why is 9 crying?

Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

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What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

How could that have happened?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage!

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What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

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What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

What happens to a drunk vampire?

They get a fangover.