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What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

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What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

You get a short circut.

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

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What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

Fangover Jokes More Fangover Jokes

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

What happens to a drunk vampire?

They get a fangover.