What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

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What drink do you have on Halloween?

Mali-BOO

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

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What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e)

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You bust a nut

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How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

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Steaks.

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What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

What happens to a drunk vampire?

They get a fangover.