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What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.

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What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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Who is your favourite philosopher?

PROFESSOR: It's Hume. ME: Sorry - whom is your favourite philosopher

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry..

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Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.

What's your cell plan?

ME: Bodily decay over decades until inevitable mortal collapse. You HER: ... ME: ... HER: ... V-Verizon.