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What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

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Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

Why was the professor cross-eyed?

Because he couldn't control his pupils!

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What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

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What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A decade Ba dum tish.

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.