What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.

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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.