What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

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What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!