What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

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How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!