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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.