What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

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What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

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How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!