What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

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What does Santa call the elf police?

The Po Po Po.

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

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Why do The Walking Dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow