How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

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What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

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What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

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Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.