How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

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What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

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Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

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Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"