How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

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Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

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Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.