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How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

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What will they name their child?

Donald Dump

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

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What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.