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How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

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Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Michael Jackson

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

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How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

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How do pirates sing the ABC's?

Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!