How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'

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What are the spots on black-and-white cows?

Holstaines

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

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How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.