Warm Jokes

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!

How do Latino singers warm up?

Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti No