How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

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Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired