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How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

Warm Jokes More Warm Jokes

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!

How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'