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Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

90 Degree Jokes More 90 Degree Jokes

Why would I do that?

Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there.

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

Warm Jokes More Warm Jokes

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.