Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

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Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

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What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

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Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

How do Latino singers warm up?

Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti No