Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

Previous Random Joke Next
House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

90 Degree Jokes More 90 Degree Jokes

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

Warm Jokes More Warm Jokes

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!