Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

When the door is open.

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

90 Degree Jokes More 90 Degree Jokes

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach?

Because it was more than 90 degrees.

Warm Jokes More Warm Jokes

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.