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What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

90 Degree Jokes More 90 Degree Jokes

What's the hottest part of a room?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

What if your corner isn't 90 degrees?

Well, it just wouldn't be right.