How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner!

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

90 Degree Jokes More 90 Degree Jokes

Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle?

It's always right.

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.