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What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

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Where do you go in the room when you're cold?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.