How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ?

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What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

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Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

What's red and sits in the corner?

A naughty bus

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do Eskimo fleas stay warm?

A flea's blanket.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

90 Degree Jokes More 90 Degree Jokes

What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.