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How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

90 Degree Jokes More 90 Degree Jokes

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

How are women like 90 degrees?

They're always right.