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How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

When is a body builder's shortest workout?

During the winter Swole-stace

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

He was undercover *!*

90 Degree Jokes More 90 Degree Jokes

Where do go when you are cold?

The corner it is always 90 degrees.

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees