How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!