How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the winter?

You search for Fresh Prints.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

What if your corner isn't 90 degrees?

Well, it just wouldn't be right.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

90 Degree Jokes More 90 Degree Jokes

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle?

It's always right.