18+ Funny 90 Degree Jokes - Curious Supply

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's

What if your corner isn't 90 degrees?

Well, it just wouldn't be right.

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach?

Because it was more than 90 degrees.

Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle?

It's always right.

What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

Where do you go in the room when you're cold?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

How are women like 90 degrees?

They're always right.

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

What's the hottest part of a room?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

Why would I do that?

Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there.

Where do go when you are cold?

The corner it is always 90 degrees.

90 Degree Jokes