When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's

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They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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Because he's covering an erection!

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How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!