How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

Because there is a target in every corner.

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

90 Degree Jokes More 90 Degree Jokes

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle?

It's always right.