Who's there! Agent! Agent who?

Agentle breeze!

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Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.