Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)