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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

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What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Where did the newlywed horses stay?

In the bridle suite!

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG