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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

East Coast Jokes More East Coast Jokes

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Folk Jokes More Folk Jokes

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG