Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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What is Russia's current Anthem?

A. "Putin on the Blitz"

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

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Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.