Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

How can you find Will Smith in the snow?

Because he's black

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Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

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What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)