Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

Who's the top selling author in Russia?

Salman Rush B

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How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

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What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

He was undercover *!*

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

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What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG