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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

Cuz aparently he likes "snow".

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

East Coast Jokes More East Coast Jokes

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

Folk Jokes More Folk Jokes

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG