Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

Previous Random Joke Next
Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Where does Walmart keep The Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.