Because they are all Targets.
Target
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.
Because there's a Target on every corner
Because there's a Target on every corner.
Because it was being driven by a woman
Because there are too many targets.
Because they all wear red shirts
Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.
Because there's a Target on every corner!
Because there's Targets around every corner.
Boys clothes half off.
A target
The former builds weapons, the latter targets
They both got their fur low.
Of course, I'm shuriken.
Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target
They prefer a Target.
Because they always miss their target!
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
Because there is a target in every corner.
A baby with its hand in the power socket.
Removed
Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
This isn't a good joke.
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
A valid target.
Iron condome
They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.
Because they live under Iraq.
Iran.
Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
