Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.
Because there's a Target on every corner.
Because there are too many targets.
Because they all wear red shirts
Because there's a target on every corner.
Because there's a Target on every corner!
Because there's Targets around every corner.
The former builds weapons, the latter targets
They both got their fur low.
Of course, I'm shuriken.
Because they always miss their target!
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
Because there is a target in every corner.
Iran there.
Iran so far away
A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Triggernometry
Because there are too many Targets
A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.
Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide
A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW
A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.
Pyroglyphs.
Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.
Rigor tortoise.
It's just so hard to pull out.
A map.
