What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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What is ISIS?

They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me....

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

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Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

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What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard