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What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

A peasantfeeling

What time do you get up in the morning?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's