Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.
ISIS
Exe
Because there's a Target on every corner!
Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car
Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
Middle school.
Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.
Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof
Acting surprised.