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What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

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What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies.

What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

The Republican presidential candidates.

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

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How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.