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What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak..

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one?

Amir Azwal The next -Amir Azwal Azim

What time do you get up in the morning?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

What do you call a Republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them Republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard