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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

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What does a radical, Democrat and Republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920