Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break.

What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

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Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920