Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

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What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

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Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.