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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

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What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What's a cat's second favorite food?

Spa-catti!

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

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Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote