What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

What do you call a dead blond in the closet?

Last year's hide &amp seek!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.