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What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

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What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

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What does a feminist doorbell say?

Stop-oppressing-me

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.