What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

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What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

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What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it