What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

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What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

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Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

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Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.