What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

You are turbanned

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What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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What do you call a muslim in the 90's?

Radical

Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

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Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.