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What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

You are turbanned

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What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What's a Muslim's favourite musician?

Shari'ah Carey

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Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...