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What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

You are turbanned

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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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What is its Muslim equivalent?

A kaboom!

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)