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What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

You are turbanned

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)