What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

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How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

By witchful thinking.

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.