What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows