What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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Where do flying pigs land?

The airpork!

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.