What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

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Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

What do you call a flying turtle?

A shellicopter.

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What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

What birds are found in Portugal?

Portu-geese!