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What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

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What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?

It is to get West Nile in the stew line.

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

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What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel!..... I am so sorry