What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

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What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

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Where do flying pigs land?

The airpork!

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

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Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel!..... I am so sorry