How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

By scareplane.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.