How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

By scareplane.

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What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.

What do cows usually fly around in?

Helicowpters and Bulloons.

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How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

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What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost