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How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

By scareplane.

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What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

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What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

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Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!