What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

What does the Jolly Green Giant have on his feet?

Pota-TOES!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

Shoo Jokes More Shoo Jokes

How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".

Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!