What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.

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What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?

A fowl!

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

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How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

What does the Jolly Green Giant have on his feet?

Pota-TOES!

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What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Shoo Jokes More Shoo Jokes

Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.