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What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What has four wheels and flies?

A rubbish bin!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

Shoo Jokes More Shoo Jokes

How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".

Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!