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What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

Shoo Jokes More Shoo Jokes

How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".

What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.