What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew.

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Shoo Jokes More Shoo Jokes

What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.

Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!