What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's big grey and flies straight up?

An elecopter!

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

Shoo Jokes More Shoo Jokes

Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".