Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

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How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

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What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

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What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.

What is a Snake in a Cage?

The tale of a rat.