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Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

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Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.