Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

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What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.