Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

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What's green, has a cape, and flies?

Super Pickle!

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu

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What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.