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Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

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What's red and green and spins round & round & round?

A frog in a blender.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

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What's big grey and flies straight up?

An elecopter!

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

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What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.

How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.