What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

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What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

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Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

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What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

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How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil