What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

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What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

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What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

What's better than a laxative?

Reddit.

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Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil