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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

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What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

Removed

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

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Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

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What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

What is the best remedy for cough?

A laxative.

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How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!