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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

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Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

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Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

What's better than a laxative?

Reddit.

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Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.