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How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Hinge Jokes More Hinge Jokes

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

Adore Jokes More Adore Jokes

Who's there! Adore! Adore who?

Adore stands between us open up!

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore