How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

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Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

What's the only thing worse than a poop joke?

A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it.

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Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

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How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

Adore Jokes More Adore Jokes

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

Who's there! Adore! Adore who?

Adore stands between us open up!