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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

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Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

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What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.