How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

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What do mathematicians read for fun?

Conics

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

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How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.