Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

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Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

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What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

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What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

What do you call a math teacher in an anime?

Sin Pi