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Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Where is Victoria working now?

In the kitchen.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

When is a computer like a blonde?

When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.