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Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.