Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.