Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

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Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

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Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer.

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.