What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.