What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

What do you call Iron Man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.