What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D

What's my favorite machine at the gym?

The snack machine.