To prove they can focus on two things at once.
To draw the curtains!
Attire.
Two test-tickles!
They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.
It stares.
Chicken sees a salad
To prove that he was framed!
They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.
Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels
Because they always focus on the negatives.
They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.