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Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Focus Jokes More Focus Jokes

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Woman Breast Jokes More Woman Breast Jokes

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.