Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

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What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

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What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

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What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

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Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.