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Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

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What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction?

One can... "Get Hard"

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

Focus Jokes More Focus Jokes

Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

Woman Breast Jokes More Woman Breast Jokes

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.