Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
To prove they can focus on two things at once.
He married his cousin.
He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.
To prove it wasn't chicken. >:
To Prove They Were Not Chicken
Banks
To prove that he was framed!
HR Department.
The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places
This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.
Bob
A drummer!!!!!
Because he's married.
Because she was his sole mate.
Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.
A PS FOUR!
In a snowbank.
He wanted rich milk!
He needed to 'P'
He needed more Elba room.
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.
