Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
To prove they can focus on two things at once.
He married his cousin.
He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.
To prove it wasn't chicken. >:
To Prove They Were Not Chicken
Banks
To prove that he was framed!
Because it's too wet to woo.
Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem
Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!
To get to the other slide!
Carlos
Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.
Get divorced.
Ant-elopers.
When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
Oh give it arrest.
The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.
Its got two banks.
Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
