He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
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They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.
The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
To prove they can focus on two things at once.
He married his cousin.
He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.
To prove it wasn't chicken. >:
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To Prove They Were Not Chicken
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To prove that he was framed!
An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.
They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)
Because he wanted to look mptnt
Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.
Hit the road, Jack.
He was snowed in.
The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.
A furrycanine
Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.
Because they are in bread.
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Let's just be cousins.
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