He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.
The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
To prove they can focus on two things at once.
He married his cousin.
He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.
To prove it wasn't chicken. >:
This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.
To Prove They Were Not Chicken
Banks
To prove that he was framed!
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
A double crosser.
He was missing his winter gear
She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.
Because he's Blind Married
Tennish
Adobe Wan Kenobi
Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.
It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors
He wasn't concentrated.
It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!
It got away!
The farmers milk them dry.
