What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

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Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)