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What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

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Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt