What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

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Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

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What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut